Sex, Drugs and Bubblegum Music.

Introduction:

The media and mainstream society often use the sexual practices of a religious group in their attempt to demonize that group. Often they distort the facts concerning a group's beliefs and practices in regards to sex, so we felt it wise to lay out, for all to see, what we have to say about sex in theory and practice. The media loves to call us a "sex cult" as if it is a derogatory label. But there is nothing wrong with the word "sex" and there is nothing wrong with the word "cult." It only people who think wrongly that believe that sex and religion are evil. If any of the below material needs clarifying please contact us and let us know.

Theory:

Cosmological Justification for Beliefs.
Please read our genealogy which deals with cosmological as well as cosmogonical examples of free sex.

Our cosmogony includes virgin births, Danny devirginizing his own Mother, revirginizing (birth, death, rebirth, redeath), sacred prostitution, sacred incest, cosmic bestiality, necrophagy (sexual cannibalism) and much more.

Obviously some of these are not yet possible within the current realm of human reality and seem utterly paradoxical. (for example the devirginization of one's own mother after being created in a three way intra-species union), but the Partridges transcend paradoxes.

Free Love:
Just looking at our cosmology, it is not hard to guess that we believe strongly in Free Love. Any consensual sexual act is allowed. Sex with the same sex, inanimate objects, consenting animals, gods, etc. is all permitted and even encouraged.

Today's society's attitudes towards sex are so absurd that they are not even worth mentioning. They are well known. Here are just a few minor examples: People gladly accept that they aren't even allowed to hear sexual words on television, much less see nudity. Showing love making (i.e. penetration) is forbidden on even the most lax cable channels. Even untelevised fellatio is illegal in many states. As a television religion we believe that television must reflect reality on all levels. The First Amendment states: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press, or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances." Yet we have thousands of laws that do just that. We believe in yelling, "Fire" in a crowded theater. Danny would.

Bestiality:
In our cosmogony, super-human Goddess Shirley engaged in sex with a human (Reuben Kincaid) and a sub-human (Simone the Dog) to create Danny Partridge, The Trickster. Although Danny is the cause of chaos in the world, this chaos is necessary to keep the world in motion. Hence an act of intra-species procreation created an important life force. Now, how does this relate to our reality? Very much so, since as above so below.

There is nothing inherently wrong with intra-species love making as long as all parties involved are consenting. How do you know when an animal is consenting? Animals must not be raped. If you are not privy to telepathic communication with other species (most humans are not), how do you know when an animal is consenting to sex. The only real way is if the animal initiates the love act. For instance if a dog starts humping your leg or if a sheep backs into you. Soon gene manipulation techniques will one day create interspecies offspring with humans.

Necrophila:
Even necrophilia should be consensual. How can this be? The person must will his or her body to sex, indicating what and what isn't acceptable to do with his or her body. We suggest, not only changing your will, but also carrying around with you a card in your wallet or purse and even a bracelet or necklace stating that you are a sexual organ donor.

There are ways sometimes to communicate with the dead. A dead person may communicate that they want to engage in necrophilia, and conversely, someone who willed their body to sex may communicate that they no longer want to be engaged in sexual activity. Because post mortem communication is often difficult to determine, we suggest you will your body if you want to be a donor.

The Age of Consent:
Although we believe that the legal age of consent is too high and arbitrary--it's arbitrariness is manifested in the different laws that different states have concerning the legal age of consent--we must give unto Caesar's what is Caesar's (we do not in all cases follow the give-unto-Caesar philosophy, but in this case, it is prudent in order to stay out of prison or worse--to be burned alive by ATF agents). This is especially important for new religious movements who are often falsely accused of sex with minors as a way to demonize their beliefs, in some cases as in WACO, these accusations lead to the murder of believers in radical ideas.

So although theologically and cosmologically we believe that the age of consent should be whenever the person is mature enough to know exactly what he or she is doing, we realize that this of course is open to debate and could never be used as a legal definition.

In this country people are not even allowed to vote until they are 18, so they therefore cannot vote on laws that effect them (just as convicts cannot vote against people who want to build more prisons and imprison more citizens just to make more money). We try 14-year-olds as adults for crimes when we want to imprison them, yet they can't have sex? For this and other reasons, we want the voting age to be reduced to 14 (Fourteen or Fight!). 14 is probably a more appropriate age of consent as well. (Some states have 14 as the age or even 12 if they are married with the parents permission.) In biblical times the patriarchs and the matriarchs were 12 and 13 years old when they first wed. Perhaps a less arbitrary way to achieve the age of consent is too take surveys of people and take the average age of devirginization.

A biological answer of course would be to say whenever the child reaches puberty. The only reason that we don't advocate this, is that because of hormones injected in meat products, children start puberty earlier and earlier. Our society also does not educate children very well in matters of sexuality which may also make this age too young.

Incest:
We are all Partridges and therefore we are all brothers and sisters. Thus, all sexual relationships are cosmically incestuous. But what about the cases of societal incest. Although we discourage inbreeding because of the higher risk of passing of a harmful recessive gene to the offspring of incestual unions (look at the Royal Family), we do not frown upon consensual incest. We don't however strongly encourage incest because of the problems that are caused not so much with the sex but when the sex stops and just like divorced couples often have bad relations, this is true with incestuous couples even more so. We do, however, frown upon any laws that encroach on our sexual freedom.

Practice

Orgasmic Reconditioning:
While traditionally some Orgasmic Reconditioning techniques (combined with Aversion Therapy) are used in an attempt to make sexual deviants less deviant (for example, "curing" people of homosexuality, or "curing" nymphomania), we use these very same techniques in the goal of reaching the state of the eroticization of everything.

The Temple utilizes Orgasmic Reconditioning Therapy (ORT) in order to expand the minds of its members. Aversion Therapy (such as giving an unpleasant stimulus, like electrical shock, everytime something forbidden is shown) is only used by us when we make Aversion Therapy itself erotic with no aversions whatsoever.

Because the Temple believes that every object is inherently spiritual, every object is therefore inherently erotic. The spiritual and the erotic are ultimately intertwined. Every flower, rock, even something as supposedly unerotic as vomit can all be viewed as heavily erotically charged. This is the ultimate in polymorphous perversity.

Not only are material objects and beings eroticized via ORT, but so are emotions. After successful ORT, the practitioner is able to eroticize his or her pain, both physical and emotional. To eroticize depression is to transform that depression from a negative feeling to a positive feeling.

Mind Sex:
Mind sex is a form of telepathic sexual contact. One's soul is often the opposite of that of their physical form. In mind sex, it is the soul that is engaging in sex with another person's soul.

Mind Sex takes much work to perfect, but when perfected you and your partner can engage in mutual orgasm from across the room or even across the world.

Devotees can watch our Mind Sex videos in order to achieve telepathic orgasm.

Genitalogy:
Because the genitals are the creators of life, and the source of most pleasure and fun. A person places extreme mental energies both conscious and subconscious to the genitals. More so than any area, except for the face which receives the most conscious attention. The genitals receive the most subconscious energy. The relation of the two often result in genital mimicry, where the face actual mimics the genitals. Because of the importance of the genitals as the givers of life, they are much more useful for readings than palms or skulls or anything else.

Psychological Genitalogy:
This is where the genitalogist, by looking at the genitals of the client, can help the client better understand his or her personality or psychological makeup. It could be compared to handwriting analysis or even Rorschach tests.

Psychic Genitalogy:
These a psychic readings based upon ones genitals. It is familiar to palm reading or phrenology.

Because the Temple believes in ultimate freedom of the will, we believe that these predictions are not written in stone and can actually be altered with the alteration of the genitals. We are not talking about reconstructive surgeries such as penile implants or laser vaginal reconstruction or vagiplasty, although these action will have a very direct effect on both your essence and your future. We prefer the mental alteration of the genitals. People have it within their mind power to psychically alter their own genitalia and therefore their destinies. Genitalogical readings help one do just that.