Laurie is the Holy Harlot, Whore of Babylon, Scarlet Woman archetype. She flows honey into
the land of milk and honey.
If you are in need of some action, just repeat Laurie's name 2,609
times and you will instantly be erotically satifsfied. If you do not have time
to chant this many times, you can just take advantage of yourself
with Laurie's image in your mind,
and you will soon find yourself in a state of
Reality met a God face to face, spoke with her, touched her hand...and lived to talk about it.
Another photo, this one with secret temple hand gesture.
FUN FACT: Laurie is your incestuous lover.
Yes this is true. just as Keith and Laurie engaged in a sexual union. (To read more about this see
David Cassidy's book "Come on Get Happy:
Fear and Loathing on the Partridge Family Bus." Cassidy and Dey did engage in incest!),
you too can get it on
with the Great Whore of Babylon, who is in fact your sister.
Laurie's harlotic skull structure has brought
great joy to millions of viewers.
When Laurie pleased her brother Keith, it was so intense that he ejaculated for 40 days and 40 nights
causing the entire Earth to be flooded
with his semenic fluids. The only survivors were Noah and his family along with the animals.
He survived because only he was listening to the sounds of reality. He knew that Keith was about to
pre-ejaculate then ejaculate and then post-ejaculate all over the Earth. So Noah built a large School
Bus and painted it like Joseph's coat of many colors in a Mondrianesque style.
Unfortunately Laurie's mortal incarnation Susan Dey has been
running away from her role in erotic sacred history. Dey did appear on "Saturday Night Live"
and do a few Partridge related skits, so I guess once again the
Temple is responsible for getting these mortal incarnations to start coming around.